What Really Happened To Tiger Woods

In other news, Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant.

Here is what probably happened.

Tiger: In his cadillac and headed to the store to pick up some hot sauce for the chitterlings he had left over from the dinner party with the family.

Hydrant: You are getting awfully close to me while on the phone talking & checking LaTonyaBynum.com for any new posts. Here is that post he never got a chance to read before hitting the tree (post).

Tiger: Damn I hit the hydrant now this is going to be all over the news. I hate when those reporters come around all in my business. I mean all I was trying to do is get some hot sauce at the store. No chitterlings for me now. I was just about to read LaTonya's 35 Things that she is thankful for. At least this is not a Traumatic Brain Injury and I don't have to be the national spokesman like Paula Deen really should.

What do you think really happened?

On a more serious note, I hope that he is alright and look forward to him letting us know that he is okay.

I will keep checking his website (TigerWoods.com) for more information/updates @ http://web.tigerwoods.com/index.

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UPDATE for Tigerwoods.com:

From Health Central Hospital and Tiger's Woods' office:
Tiger Woods was in a minor car accident outside his home last night.
He was admitted, treated and released today in good condition.
We appreciate very much everyone's thoughts and well wishes.

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Tiger Enjoy your chitterlings and hot sauce as well as a speedy recovery.

-LaTonya Bynum